hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

huskerdoo

'cutesy' way to say husky, regarding to the siberian husky dog breed

huskerdoos are such handsome dogs

by lups March 6, 2007

hoser

Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking

(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."

by Giacomojones January 14, 2009

hoser

1. n. A hybrid of the noun poser, a person who poses, and the noun ho, slang for a pro (prostitute). Meant to describe a posing ho.

2. v. The action of a ho...posing.

Check out that hoser, she's totally hosing at the country club.

by the sec's October 8, 2009

Husker Du

I think they are the most overrated band of all time. I listen to their albums, and most of them are pretty bland, dull, mediocre. Whatever. They're overrated. The Pixies are much better.

This definition is probably going to a lot of thumbs down.

OH FUCKING WELL. :)

Husker Du - Most overrated underground band of the 80s.

by Kongamuse September 5, 2011

hoser

A game term, for first person shooters, used to insult or tease a person who uses nothing but rapid firing weapons on someone using a slower firing weapon.

Aw Supaflies, ya' hoser!

by Supaflies March 1, 2005

Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011