hompy

Korean made up word.
Abbreviation of the English word, homepage.

Friend: i saw that picture you put in your hompy last night!
Friend2: which one?
Friend: the one where you were naked in the bed
Friend2: OH FUCK!!!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT AS HIDDEN MODE!!!

by philsturr June 10, 2008

humpalump

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.

Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.

by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

Dry Hump

Basically sex, minus the sex. Rubbing the genetal's of a male and female against each other while in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary ect. positions. Can cause orgasm's for both ends, safe sex for teens.

Josh: *walking slowly
Andy: Josh, what the hell is wrong man?!
Josh: It's Cindy Bro
Andy: OMG did she bite off your dick of something?
Josh: No! Dude last night she dry humped me so hard I got boxer burn (like carpet burn) on my dick! It hurts so bad! I made her cum though!
Andy: Yeeeaahhh buddy!

by ChubbsDTP October 1, 2010

do not hump

A term used on the railroads for cars that are not supposed to be humped. (See "hump yard") Commonly seen on passenger cars and tank cars.

"Do not hump" this car

by Train Man April 27, 2006

Humped

Scottish term meaning to be beaten at a sort or game or other competitive activity

Relating to a game of football....you're going to get humped tonight. Or . Did you see the game last night, your team got humped

by scottmcardle January 12, 2017

Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.

"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."

by Neil_Owner March 25, 2008

hump day

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.

Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005