worlds smallest hotel

A slang term for the female genitalia, because you've got to leave your bags outside.

Id love to visit megan foxs worlds smallest hotel.

by milphunter March 7, 2015

Hoo hoo hotel

An inpatient short term or long term or residential mental health facility, such as and acute CSU, mental hospital, or a funny farm / insane asylum

That dude is so freaking insane! Somebody needs to slap a straight jacket on him and cart him off to the hoo hoo hotel!

by Sir Carlton March 2, 2019

The Lotus Hotel

a small hotel lurking with mysteries and secrets in every corner. all the while a powerful entity waiting to take matters into his own hands by controlling and taking power in the hotel for its own ammusement. never feed its needs, it will only grow stronger :)

have you been to the lotus hotel?
yes, and i never want to go back. . .

by Mini papa May 12, 2021

Destroy the hotel room

Leaving cum in the bed sheets or the walls or the carpet in a hotel room, especially when occupying it for one night only.

"Where are you staying?"

"In a hotel."

"Bro, you know you have one job there."
"Yes bro, I will destroy the hotel room."

by Carduelis November 15, 2021

Tokio Hotel

A band from Germany. I personally was surprised to find out they were from Germany because they sound so pop, and I'm used to bands like Oomph! and Rammstein, two bands also from Germany, who, in my opinion, are more talented than Tokio Hotel, but that's just me. I'm not saying I hate them, I'm just saying they're not my taste.

Tokio Hotel has a bit too much of a pop sound for my taste. They're not bad, they're just not my taste.

by bbtdgfan890 June 9, 2011

Hostile Local

a Hostile Local is usually a resident local who has to deal with lots of bennies whenever the weather is nice. Bennies usually invade in the summer and take over a beach where surfers enjoy the waves, thus bringing the lifeguards and forcing them to wait for the beach to clear out. a Hostile Local doesn't like to put up with bennies because they only come maybe a month out of the year and think they own the place while the locals have to deal with their attitude.

Bennie - could you give me directions to the Jersey shore?
Surfer Dude - No
Bennie - why not?
Surfer Dude - Because I'm a Hostile Local!

by TheSurferChik December 10, 2009

Hoe hotel

A Days Inn hotel located in Vineland NJ. This specific hotel has been known for having prostitutes wandering around it!

We are staying at the Hoe hotel for our softball tournament!

by Vanidie April 2, 2008