dunking on the hoop

the action during intercourse where the male ejaculates and it goes through the females hoop ear-ring.

I was trying to give this girl a facial the other day and totally was thinking about dunking on the hoop

by Genius_troll November 1, 2020

hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015

Hula hoop tricks on it

Someone you find incredibly attractive/ Someone you would vigorously ride.

See that guy over there? Hula hoop tricks on it.

by Fruitloop999 July 15, 2024

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

Hula Hoop Lessons

Any extra tutoring and/or SAT prep lessons, one takes to prepare for college examines or life.

How did you get that SAT score? My dad's rich so he got me hula hoop lessons.

by Slick Lion January 20, 2016

Hoop’s Law

When using a riot shield, you may not run a primary weapon as your secondary, or carry any explosives.

That riot shielder killed me with a fire shotgun. He’s breaking Hoop’s Law.

by QuesoSubmarine January 23, 2022

Fade or Hoop

Fighting or shooting guns

"I told that nigga we can fade or hoop its wat eva"

by Xavier weaver boimbo May 10, 2022