Oklahoman

A man-whore from Oklahoma, Okla Ho Man

Tyler: Man that Garrett is such an Oklahoman. Steph: Yeah I heard he was over at Matt's last night doing god knows what.

by Sk8er Guy234 June 7, 2010

Oklahoman

One who is too stupid to know how useless and lame they are

Damn look at those people injecting bleach and eating horse paste, they must be Oklahoman.

by lyricalwordsmith13 February 14, 2023

Oklahoman Race Car

It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.

"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.

by the nut nutter November 10, 2020

Oklahoman Food Fight

Tossing one food item between two or more indigent homeless and watching them battle for supremacy; giggles.

An Oklahoma man was arrested after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone during a food fight. Thus resulting in a apparent Oklahoman Food Fight.

by Stanley Livingston January 12, 2008

Oklahoman divorce

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong and the poop gets cut into two equal sized pieces.

The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.

by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025

Oklahoman Bidet

A sex move where your partner shits out diarrhea onto your urethra.

and then when your about to cum

you cum out sperm and diarrhea back into your partners anal.

John: "let me give you a Oklahoman bidet"

Abigail: "hell nah"

by GoonKaboom480 July 17, 2025

Oklahoman Storm Chaser

the craziest of the bunch. the most ludicrous of them all..

The Oklahoman Storm Chaser is a common breed of storm chaser, they inhabit their homes waiting for David Payne to show up, they get inside the 4x4 mounted with a make-shift Doppler radar, and try to get as close to a tornado. The real question we ask is... Stupid, or Brave? eh maybe its from all the beers.

"Holy cow, Spencer is a real Oklahoman Storm Chaser!"

by MartianSupremacist October 11, 2023