hetero-fag

a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay

Beiber: "Baby, baby, baby, ohhh....."
Me: "dam, you are such an effin hetero-fag."
Beiber: "Honey, don't be all jealous on me now. I'll bend and snap your ass."
Me: "Girl-boy-thing, please."

by Doctor KG October 4, 2010

hetero

someone who does stereotypical hetero-normatives/gender norms. things that heterosexual people have grown accustom to. (also, heterosexuals who are unaware of LGBTQ culture)

girl: i love my boyfriend! i want to cook, clean, and feed him. he's the love of my life! i would never turn lesbian, i love penis tooo much.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

guy: i'm afraid of commitment, i'm not ready to move in with my girlfriend of 6 years.
gay friend: you're so hetero.

by deemfong.h April 11, 2012

Dylan Heitter

A boy that will steal your heart. doesn't look very hot at first, but all the girls like him. mysterious. a player, but not obnoxis. has the sweetest smile. used to skate a lot, but quit. not really a specific style, plays lots of sports, but not a jock; is popular, but not a prep; skates(?) but not a skater. a good flirt, and takes your breath away by just looking at him. a good hugger.

I miss Dylan Heitter so much.

Can you believe Dylan Heitter likes her?

Does Dylan Heitter like me?

by kaylaeatsyerface February 15, 2010

hefted

Absolutely destroyed. Used mostly and invented by the youtuber/twitch streamer DuncanKneeDeep.

I just got fucking hefted by that test.

by Spanicatthedisco May 14, 2015

the heater

A fastball in baseball lingo. It can also be used to describe a singular movement of increased intensity that is designed to bewilder another person.
Originally from the movie The Bad News Bears.

"Give'em the Heater Ricky!"

by J Dubya December 29, 2004

heater

a gun, any kind of gun, due to shots going off, the gun tends to get hot, so they call it a heater caz you put it in your pants when u done

yo i know this nigga that brought out his heater and shot 2 shots up in the air

by A-M-R-O June 21, 2005

Mad Hatter

A sex game that is played with two or more people. The rules are simple, while in the middle of a sex act one person, who will play the part of the mad hatter, yells "Change places!" Everyone then must rush to switch positions and or partners. The same position cannot be used twice with the same partner. This is a reference to the tea party scene in the Alice in Wonderland book.

John and Cindy liked to play mad hatter on Saturdays to spices things up.

by Lofar January 6, 2014