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hetero-fag 

a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay
Beiber: "Baby, baby, baby, ohhh....."
Me: "dam, you are such an effin hetero-fag."
Beiber: "Honey, don't be all jealous on me now. I'll bend and snap your ass."
Me: "Girl-boy-thing, please."
hetero-fag by Doctor KG October 4, 2010

Heterofatalism 

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.
Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.
Heterofatalism by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021

Heterofascist

A mentally unstable, uneducated, reich-wing anti-gay piece of savage elephant shit with an arrogant, uncivilized, inhuman, grotesque superiority and control complex that results in the barbaric desire to illegally interfere in and control the personal and public lives of LGBT humans beings against their (LGBT's) free will through law.
The blood thirsty Nazi filth Tony PerKKKins of the ignorantly misnamed "Family Research Council" is a heterofascist.
Heterofascist by Liberty999 May 17, 2015

heterofagdyke

Someone whom is partially a straight woman, straight man, gay man and lesbian.
I like beer, whiskey, kittens, Cher, boys, girls, dick, pussy and tits. I am a heterofagdyke.
heterofagdyke by TrailCycleGirl September 22, 2011

Heterofabulous 

(noun) A man who is straight but acts in way usually associated with homosexuals.
Many times, their friends are never exactly sure of the friend's sexuality.
Girl 1: "How do I look babe?"
Heterofabulous Man: "Darling those shoes are FIERCE!...and did i mention you have ah-MAH-zing tits?"
Heterofabulous by rainbow_socks June 15, 2012

heterofag 

A heterosexual fag. "Fag" originally was/is an offensive and hateful term for a (mostly male) homosexual, the word has evolved much like the terms "moron" or "idiot" which originally meant a medically handicapped person, but is now a widely used term for a stupid person (and not considered offensive to mentally handicapped persons. The word retarded is now going through that same change, and will within a generation most likely not be considered offensive to the mentally challenged). The actual word "heterofag" is not used, but is simply shortened to fag. Hard to precisely define, but kinda like a tool.
"Do you know Bob?"
"Yeah, he's a fag."
"He's gay?"
"No, he's got a girlfriend. He's just a fag."

"What's a heterofag?"
"A person who's a fag, but who may or may not be homosexual."
"Well what do you mean by fag then? If you're not talking hatefully about a gay person?"
"Closest thing would be a tool. You know a fag when they're being a fag".
heterofag by Bigmanboobs November 8, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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