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heinemann 

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him
That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids
heinemann by fukniglets September 13, 2017

HeinousDude 

Twin. Older by two minutes. He claims his penis well exceeds 11". Which i do not deny, for we are twins, the similarities are unparralled! And we also caused the chaotic destruction of Cambodia with our bare hands! well he had vulcans, it was still impressive..

oh and he has well surpassed my post count
heinous puts his left arm, puts his left arm out.. we puts his left arm in and he shakes it all about..
HeinousDude by jarsey November 8, 2003
although the formal definition is used to describe something wicked or evil, it is now the hip word to describe something abnormally weird, yet funny at the same time.

noun: heinousocity (nickname: ocity)
Hhahahah look at her doing that nerdy dance! It's the most heinous thing I've ever seen!

"Omg, the things he was doing were so excrutiatingly heinous, I just wanted to punch him!" She exclaimed in hysteric laughter.

You are such a heinousocity!!!

Woooow what an ocity!!
Heinous by Fee103 February 21, 2011

Heinlein 

Verb - discounting an opinion on the military/police/government institutions because of that person’s lack of service in those institutions.

Origin: “Starship Troopers”, the Robert Heinlein novel where Federation citizens are only fully franchised after two years of Federation service
“You don’t know what you’re talking about, because you’ve never been a soldier

“Why do you have to Heinlein me, bro?”
Heinlein by Brady Hartzfield March 21, 2021
Man i hate Hein
Hein by dontlikehein November 29, 2021
a really big computer science nerd who loves mayo and eats it with a spoon on a minutely basis
Person 1: tf is that guy over there eating mayo. . . while I think he's coding??? complete nerd L
Joe: OH I THINK ITS HEAINZ
heainz by hearth1616 April 24, 2022