poop hammock

when your butthole hairs are so long and thick that it catches your dropplings

smooth butthole connoisseur: “yo you got a nice poop hammock going on down there”

poop hammock enjoyer: “yeah”

by poophammockenjoyer July 11, 2021

mouse hammock

A kotex, feminine pad.

Hey, does anyone have an extra "mouse hammock?"

by Kelly Frith February 24, 2007

hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive

After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies

by jack off December 21, 2003

hammonoid

a trashy person that hails from hammond, indiana

that hammonoid just stole that car

by ryam miller May 15, 2008

tom hammond

Slapping someone with a banana peel.

Brian failed his exam so he Tom Hammond the professor.

by lakebra1 May 22, 2009

banana hammock

a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

by R11pilot January 12, 2007