front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

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Front up

To act tough, or to pop out against someone.

He tried to front up online but backed down in person

by anonymous October 18, 2020

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front odor

Front odor is a way of describing an odor emanating from the unclean nether regions of an unsanitary woman.

Monica has rank front odor again, she must've had her water shut off.

by front_odor February 26, 2015

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front l

an ex boyfriend/girlfriend you'll always go back to & or someone you have a situationship with / hook up with , like your boothang , ;someone you claimed

"are you hooking up with jannete ?! , thats my front L" "oh sorry bro , i didnt know"

by princessbabyd January 23, 2017

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front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

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