San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.

I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.

by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019

Daniel Francisco

That half Cuban half Irish super hot guy who sometimes goes by Daniel or just Dan, but really once you get to know him you realize he can never be just Dan to you because he's a Daniel Francisco. He's exotic and sweet and a little bit spicy. He will sometimes be a Dan or a Daniel to everyone else, and oftentimes he will be a Danny boy, but hes never going to be a plain Dan to the woman he loves. A Daniel Francisco has beautiful blue eyes and dark hair, he sometimes speak in Spanglish because he's a multicultural kind of dude, an all American kind of guy, who loves baseball and cheeseburgers but doesn't think twice about creating a Cuban fusion dinner that will have you wondering how he can fit all the flavors in one meal. How did this person come about? A lot of love in the universe that's how. And if you find a Daniel Francisco you will understand the Dan Fransisco treat is a one of a kind.

Daniel Fransisco
Is that Dan? No that's Daniel Fransisco! Wow he's hot! Hotter than any regular Dan. Hey Daniel Francisco here's my number. Call me.

by purple leash July 30, 2020

eka francium

a theoretical 119th element which is an alkali metal. In theory since it is lower down in the periodic table, it will be highly explosive

eka francium go brrrr

by rory senpai May 8, 2021

San Francisco Tuesday

When a man secretly receives oral sex during a business video conference call before 8am local time

I was feeling romantic so I didn’t let my early morning conference call stop me from a San Francisco Tuesday.

by All Bets Hedged June 11, 2021

Desire Francis

The Needing and Worshiping of Francis's Charisma Stat

"I desire Francis. Literally Desire Francis. No other character can come close to relating to how much I desire Francis. There is no way you can convince me not to desire Francis. Desiring Francis could not possibly be anymore me. I desire Francis, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of not desiring Francis, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that I desire Francis. I desire Francis, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that I shouldn't desire Francis is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and desiring Francis side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely think of desiring Francis every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see myself desiring Francis every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how much I desire Francis. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday that I Desire Francis in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with desiring Francis and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how much I desire Francis, it's not a hope or a dream, it's like a hunger. A thirst."

by The Charisma Stat February 1, 2022

Samuel Francis Kiszka

amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST

Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.

by youknowimcool January 3, 2023

San Francisco 49ers

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

by jay gee January 19, 2023