by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.
by something spectacular July 5, 2009

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

A white goo that comes out of a mans penis when having sex or is in a condom if you are using protection cum has sperms in it
I cumed on the wall
by Logan Everett November 4, 2019

A liquid substance that hold sperm. It is created when you masturbate,have sex,or when you're sexually aroused. You usually start cumming at the age of 14 to 17.
by Thatoneguywhosucksatdancing February 12, 2020

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019
