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flower

a person who is extremely, extremely innocent and lovely to the point of it being hilarious.
"When confronted with a bra, the boy pulled down my jumper on pretence that 'You need to keep warm.' He's such a flower!"
by flower_lover April 19, 2018
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Russian Flower

While two males are scissoring a female tries to fit both penis' in her vagina
Jessica likes to plant Russian Flowers
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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flower horse

A sporting underdog who is just about to make you, the betting underdog, a tidy sum of money. Hopefully.

Based on the short story of the same name by Charles Bukowski.
Come on Paraguay, my sweet flower horse, I know you can beat Brazil. You got it in you! (kissing betting ticket)
by nuguns October 8, 2008
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Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome)

When people who still have their 'flower' intact decide to boast about it to the nearest passer by, even in front of their own parents.
Doctor "Are you on the pill?"
Blonde haired girl with glasses "No, I'm a VIRGIN!"
Dad with sunglasses on inside *shocked face*
That, my friends, is Flower Pride (Virginal Announcement Syndrome).
by lmaoR March 24, 2009
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Flower Pattern Girl

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
by ANMAN September 2, 2010
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Flower

A flower is a beautiful work of nature, some might say but no. Your flower is your virginity. An episode of friends teaches us that Monica uses slang for it and that slang word is flower. So why shouldn’t we use this word today
No I will not give you my flower!
by Mary5678 November 14, 2019
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FLOPTROPICA

Floptropica is an island where the flops are planning to buy the island, It costs $35,000,000, So we can buy the private island and have a new life. We love floptropica and cvm 😍
OMG FLOPTROPICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY I'VE EVER SEEN THEY HAVE FLOPDONALDS TRY THEIR NEW MCDELDOS!
by IloveDeoldos March 31, 2023
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