Flaming Lips

*A kick-ass band.

*A women having PMS.

*Burning lips.

"What? They call the labias lips."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010

Flaming

My ass after I eat spicy food.

"I ate 25 hot wings from B Dubs last night, and now my ass is flaming."

by Severance July 14, 2006

dirty flamingo

while fucking a girl on the beach, pull out, stick your whang in the sand, and stick it back in the girl

i was fuckin this broad down at the beach, man, and she started sayin' someone else's name, so i gave the bitch a dirty flamingo

by zerokarasu November 26, 2004

Flaring

A sexual practice used by those into pain/sexual experimentation were small amounts of lighter fluid are placed on the bellies of both individuals and at the moment of shared orgasm it is lit, creating light, in the dark, heat and some pain. Closing the bellys together extinguishes the flame but there is a challenge in holding out as long as possible. Newbies protect themslevs with a layer of vaseline to get the heat but not the burn.

Related but on the other side of the spectrum from SPLOSHING.

This chick was beyond sploshign and way into flaring.

by Shane Bishop September 3, 2005

flaming pelican

While fucking a girl on the beach, pull out and dip your dick in the sand and jam it back in her vagina. Her reaction will be liken to that of a flaming pelican.

Variation: Sawdust or hay can be substituted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)

1. He went to the beach and met a girl with whom he performed a flaming pelican.

2.Jaunita really learned some respect that night I gave her a flaming pelican.

by ashole September 30, 2006

Flading

The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.

Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!

by tomomatic January 14, 2011