fanny master

A rare but powerful female form. Women whom actively seek out to destroy men's confidence through their sexual prowess. A fanny master is the only type of female who could possible damage the ego of a cockmaster. Women who can reverse the sexual tables on men and should be avoided at all costs by innocent males.
"I thought i met a nice girl last night we went back and she basically raped me and then kicked me out. She 'used' me for sex - oh how dirty i feel"
by Dunc March 02, 2005
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fanny truffle

bits of dried shit left on a womens muff after she hasnt wiped her arse
you fanny truffle
by fergus February 01, 2004
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fanny jam

I couldn't get any last night 'cause the wench was all backed up with fanny jam.
by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007
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Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)
Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.
by teasoak May 01, 2007
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fanny sniffer

This can be used both as an insult and a compliment. You can call someone a fanny sniffer implying they are a lesbian or you can just use it as an everyday insult. It can also be used as a compliment for your friends when you are letting them know what amazing fanny sniffers they are.

can be abbreviated to just fanny or to sniffer.
ew she just touched my ass!! what a fanny sniffer!!

i hate that fanny sniffing bitch she is so mean and an honest sniffer

My bestest friend every is the best fanny sniffer in the whole wide world and i fanny sniffing lover her so much!!

One day i came to school and i could tell it was going to be a sniffing good day, as i walked into the gates of the biggest fanny school ever. I saw the most amazing fanny food at the canteen on my way in it smelled like the best fanny ever. My best fanny friend was there too and i am so sniffing glad i dont have to spend the day by my self with all these fanny sniffing nuns. A huge fanny sniffing lesbian came up so me and started talking to me so i told her to go sniff a sour fanny and leave my sweet fanny alone!!
by sweetestfannyever July 26, 2018
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fanny ropes

The tendons going from the female crotch to the legs, seen when a thin woman crouches. Used in the UK where fanny does NOT mean backside.
She's not bad looking but those fanny ropes really put me off.
by Jane Barnsley August 12, 2006
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