fanny truffle

bits of dried shit left on a womens muff after she hasnt wiped her arse

you fanny truffle

by fergus February 1, 2004

Fanny Pooch

(adj.) the frontal display of what is or is otherwise refered to as the secondary glutius-maximus positioned ever so strategically above the groin area. otherwise known as: a front ass on fat chicks. (pooch)

Dude, there is a cholesterol epidemic in this club, every girl in here has a fanny pooch.

by teasoak May 14, 2007

fanny jam

A period. That time of the month.

I couldn't get any last night 'cause the wench was all backed up with fanny jam.

by TedZeppelin December 9, 2008

fanny master

A rare but powerful female form. Women whom actively seek out to destroy men's confidence through their sexual prowess. A fanny master is the only type of female who could possible damage the ego of a cockmaster. Women who can reverse the sexual tables on men and should be avoided at all costs by innocent males.

"I thought i met a nice girl last night we went back and she basically raped me and then kicked me out. She 'used' me for sex - oh how dirty i feel"

by Dunc March 2, 2005

fanny ropes

The tendons going from the female crotch to the legs, seen when a thin woman crouches. Used in the UK where fanny does NOT mean backside.

She's not bad looking but those fanny ropes really put me off.

by Jane Barnsley August 12, 2006

Fanny Snatcher

Reece

Reece, are you a fanny snatcher?

by ZoonTheLoon January 1, 2021

Canyon fanny

A vagina that, after years of battering, has a distinct echo when you pull out.

Omg that woman had such a canyon fanny

by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019