fergus's definitions

fanny truffle

bits of dried shit left on a womens muff after she hasnt wiped her arse

you fanny truffle

by fergus February 1, 2004

Pyro Elf

A spear-creatin obcessed with the many uses of spears and magical bodily juices. Resistance against this nocturnal vegetarian is futile.

Pyro Elf showed me his spear and made me whimper.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

cwat

n. See "Twunt" Derogatory term used when describing someone of a political nature.

"I can't believe that cwat Tony Blair has wasted all our money on immigrant twunts"

by Fergus January 1, 2004

FIN

Acronym for Fat Inbred N*gger.

Sonny: Phoenix! stop being a FIN!
Phoenix: I'm only being a FIN because of Angus, he made me do it!

by Fergus May 8, 2025

GARC

Acronym for Gay Anal Rape Chamber.

Sonny! Ben! Let's put Eli in the GARC!

by Fergus January 21, 2025

F.I.N.

Acronym for Fat Inbred N*gger.

Ben: Phoenix! Stop being a F.I.N.!
Phoenix: I just don't want to eat goyslop, that's all!

by Fergus May 9, 2025

Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004