Eternal Suffering

What happens everyday to you, it is like pain but worse to the power of 9 trillion. It WILL happen anywhere like at work, gaming, eating while sitting on a gaming chair at a fancy restaurant while the owner of the restaurant eats your food instead because you wouldn't eat it.

I would rather live with eternal suffering than with you.

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022

Ethel

The kindest woman ever! You’ll probably meet her in her 20s and she’s a sight to behold. Old school vibes that blend with futuristic thinking. Wise and playful. She smells like flowers and likes small things. You can pick her up easily. Really caring, but maybe because of a lot of trauma growing up. She keeps smiling even when she’s sad it’s hard to tell if she’s really doing ok unless you know her. Has been backstabbed many times so she will always make sure no one else gets backstabbed. Will take you to places and levels you would not be able to on your own, but don’t leave her behind. Fumble an Ethel and you know you fucked up in life

“I knew that Ethel seemed familiar”

by Towelhandle October 16, 2023

smooth eternity

lasting a very long time, used especially when something is boring

This lecture is so boring, we have only been here 8 minutes and it feels like we have been here for a smooth eternity.

by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006

Getting Eshered

Means you are getting trolled, screwed, and basically fucked.

People constantly get Eshered by government burocracy.
When you try to accomplish something and you can’t, you are getting Eshered.

by Lovefreedomearth June 2, 2021

You either give the L, Or live long enough to take the L

Just like the movie “The dark knight rises”

But instead you need to give people the L if not one day you will be on the receiving end of it

Hey man “you either give the L, Or live long enough to take the L“

by marksf March 27, 2022

Polly Esther

Generic nickname for referring to an easy-to-satisfy lady with non-lofty expectations and inexpensive tastes.

Dating a "Polly Esther" may indeed be easy on both your wallet and your physical/emotional well-being, but she may also tend to be a "Plain Jane" --- i.e., not overly attractive, unrefined, "shallow", boring, etc.

by QuacksO April 27, 2022

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.

I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

by ozzyp January 25, 2017