A nasty vagina that has roast beef for lips, and a penis that comes from within. Fabled to be the dirtiest and most ugly vagina of all time. It has a set of wings, and is known through folk lore to fly into villages and steal all the mens penises by chopping them off with its razor sharp vagina teeth.
by lysssassss January 13, 2008
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"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"
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Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.
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