Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!

camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll

by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008

Epic-dary

Derived from the words 'epic' and 'legendary', the word epic-dary signifies something or someone that is awesome enough to deserve instant and copious gratification (being epic) and yet not fleeting and should be remembered for a very long period of time (being legendary)

NOT to be confused with awesome milk (see: epic-dairy)

Tim: "Holy sh*t!"

John: "What happened?"

Tim: "I just nuked a frozen grape in my microwave."

John: "Sh*t, that's epic-dary!"

by The Invincible Blackman August 3, 2010

epic gamer bruh

An epic gamer bruh or epic gamer bruh moment is any instance in which one of the following occur:

- You or a friend get a Victory Royale in Fortnite
- You get a reverse-three-stock against your little cousin
- You win a match of Nickelodeon Scene-It
- Your mom gets jailed for fraud charges

Or something of a similar nature.

Gamer #1: "Bruh! I just got an epic Victory Royale and my parents just told me I'm adopted!"
Gamer #2: "That's such an epic gamer bruh moment!"

by #1 Shrek Daddy [Apparently] June 22, 2019

Epic Poggers Moment

When something cool/epic happens mainly used by the gaming community

That was an epic poggers moment

by 🅿️inhead October 15, 2020

epic mount

When a guy is having rough sex with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!" as he busts a nut.

Damn, he epic mounted her ass last night...

by 8D September 15, 2008

epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.

After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.

by zee ubernator April 21, 2009

epic wail

The combination of an epic win and an epic fail. It's so epic, it could go either way.

Guy; That author that came to our school! He's rich, but he seems weird.

Girl; Talk about an epic wail.

by Geoffrey_the_Giraffe September 22, 2009