butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in
I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted
by Teeny tiny weenie May 20, 2016
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Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.
Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.
by darcyism May 21, 2009
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hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
by david hasselhoff the 3rd June 08, 2007
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acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.
Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk
by the observer of the party June 06, 2010
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mentally drunk

To be mentally crazy and make very weird decisions.
Dude, you were so mentally drunk that you had sex with a Mexican girl while you are in a relationship with someone else.
by PikaChar July 14, 2013
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cash drunk

If you are cash drunk it means that whenever you have money you want to spend all of it,normally you would buy something you would never use.This also means that you struggle to save money.
I am cash drunk.
by nobody_503 May 10, 2020
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Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.
If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant
by Sexydimma December 30, 2021
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