drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.

He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.

by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017

drunkerosity

The quality of being kind and generous induced by the consumption of alcohol.

In a show of drunkerosity, Joe bought a round of shots for the group.

by @sps March 17, 2017

drunken dragon

When you hold somebody's hair back as they throw up like a pissed off dragon spitting flames, but you're fucking them doggy style all at the same time.

Fuckboy: Damn, I finally tried the dirty sanchez with this bitch I met last night.

Fuckboy #2: That's so outdated. I bet you haven't tried the drunken dragon yet!

by NotSoChipper March 20, 2017

Druncle

Your drunk uncle

my uncle Larry is such a druncle

by larrytime September 29, 2017

drunken grandma

A type of pizza with a square crust, mozzarella cheese, and alla vodka sauce.

That drunken grandma pizza from Mary's is quite delicious!

by VinnyTestaverde December 6, 2017

Drundle

A shitload!
More than needed

That old man had a drundle of tools.

There's drundles of fish in that river.

by Holmzy65 September 27, 2018

Drunken Sex Blender

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019