Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.

Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.

by Pitmonkey December 16, 2009

Doodle Farmer

A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.

Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!

by Porcelain Princess February 6, 2010

Doobie Cash

Money set aside for the sole purpose of purchasing marijuana. Mostly in values of 5, 10, 20, or 40 dollars.

- Aye yo! I gotta blunt, you tryna throw on it?
- I'll go check and see if i have any doobie cash

by jhonleyll May 2, 2010

Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011

doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.

Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."

by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011

Doobier

A Doobier is a trained and knowledgeable doobie professional. One who specializes in all aspects of doobie service as well as munchie pairings. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a toker. It is pronounced doob e ay like the wine profession who is a sommelier.

Brian is the Doobier for Mendocino County.

by BB Stinger February 1, 2014

Doobie Toobie

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016