a David

When a person fucks up an unfuckable situation

him: I have just cut my arm off
her: wow you are such a David

by LiLPička March 24, 2019

david vonderhaar

The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth

Eli spend $40 on supply drops and got no new weapons becuase David Vonderhaar is an assbeard pizza.

by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016

Nicholas David Brady

Refers to a person.... male usually.... that has a rather incredibly large penis while erect. Basically Nicholas David Brady is the master of the universe and everything in it. Often, he is seen with flocks of women around him willing to cator to his every desire, and since he packs such an enormous "piece" he can easily satisfy all of them. Very athletic, charming, goodlooking, and has a huge cock. If this were to be used in a sentence, it would sound like this....

Wow i wish i was Nicholas David Brady. but my penis will never be as large, in charge, and smooth as his is. He is my master and i will live my whole life trying to live up to his standard. If i am to fuck up i know ill get that dick right in my asshole.

by Dick Nrady August 31, 2010

David Desrosiers

Bassist of Pop Punk Band Simple Plan.

Bass.. David Desrosiers is my looooooooove<3

by Ritalin<3 July 25, 2008

Davidism

A religion. founded in the 21st century in the name of David, our holy shit bomb.
The religion's basic principle is to live your life to the least. Despise those who are happy and despise those who are sad. In fact, the greatest believers are those who despise all.
Those who follow this religion will end up in hell.
Those who don't will end up in hell too.
Oh, and by the way, there is no hell.

Oh my fucking David, you just committed a terrible sin against Davidism. You are going to heaven!
Oh by the way, there is no heaven either.

by God, aka David February 11, 2009

David

David is the guy who you can always trust with anything. Within a minute of nearing him you feel like you an share the world with him. He has the most beautiful eyes and smile and always knows how to cheer you up. He loves you with all he has and won't let go. Keep David. Don't let go of this one. He's special

1: is that David?
2:yea.
1: don't let go of him

by Hey handsome June 11, 2017

David Brown

A David Brown is to try and finger an unwilling victim with no remorse.

"Oh my god, that creep just totally tried to David Brown me!!"

"Come on lads, lets get smashed and do some David Brown(ing)"

"I David Browned two girls last night; oooosh."

by Bethan Jones October 27, 2011