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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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cucumber

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good
by Mr. hoya March 6, 2024
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Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024
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Ćulumbrek

Usually used in a phrase "Izem'u ćulumbrek" meaning that you are angry/sad about something that somebody said or about something that happened. It can also be used when you don't care about something but want to support your friend and let him know that you don't care (like in example bellow) or when you are frustrated because of something that just happened (kind of like curse word).
Person1: Person2 just stole my drink!
Me(who do not care): Izemu ćulumbrek!
by Zvonko Sirovina June 14, 2024
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Cucumber fresh

Fresh, clean, light, refreshing, etc.
An old Somerset ( UK ) slang phrase to imply some thing is very clean or fresh.
"That counter top looks cucumber fresh Jill!"
by ScumOnTheRun February 9, 2025
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cuckumber

Someone who like to eat cucumbers while being cucked.
My husband is a cuckumber.
by kamerado February 16, 2025
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Clumber

A horrendously botched pronunciation of cucumber
Fuck's sake I don't want any more clumber
by Steeeeve2 March 16, 2025
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