Cumpets

That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.

Hey stepbro can you show me your cumpets?

by Deer cumpets February 9, 2021

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

cumpis brew

When you take a big festering shit, a cabbage-sour piss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl's face.

I was feeling so horny and nasty last night that I whipped up a big 'ole batch of cumpis brew and splattered it all over my Puerto Rican honey girl.

by Mojito Man August 8, 2006

clumpy

The act of giving or receiving a blow job while on the toilet taking a shit.

Kevin was siting on the toilet taking a dump while Britney was on her knees giving him clumpy.

by deltro August 14, 2006

Cump

An offensive expression used to describe an imperceptive action performed by someone.

"Bill shot himself in the leg with a shotgun"

"What a cump"

by Carnage44 April 22, 2008

chumpy

Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun... also used to describe a small but nonspecific amount of something. Similar to lump of sugar.

"How much cream do you want in your coffee?"

"A chumpy. Maybe two."

by Ezra October 28, 2004

cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021