Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..
by Boombadabing July 20, 2023
Get the Crunchymug. by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021
Get the crunchymug. by Hgtvkml March 31, 2020
Get the Crunchymug. by Devinwevin February 7, 2018
Get the Crunchy Nosemug. When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug. basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana
by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019
Get the Crunchymug. It is a cough
by Sexy papa John August 10, 2018
Get the Crunchy breathmug.