crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap

Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap

by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016

Crap-eating

Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.

Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?

by I Love Ellie Elephant June 24, 2016

Crap Diddly Dumplings

Used as a word of anger when something doesn't go your way, such as dang it.

Man hits himself by accident with hammer when trying to hammer a nail into a board of wood

Man: Oww!!! Crap Diddly Dumplings!!!

by massive femboy cock June 4, 2016

Crap Bag

a bag that was full of shit inside it

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"

by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016

Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.

Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."

by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019

Crap Lady

Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!

Crap Lady is a bitch

by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021