Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

Crank gaze

To cast one's eyes in the direction another individuals groin area with the intention of checking out the bulge.

Tim, quit looking at cute guy's sweet package, you're crank gaze is obvious.

by HLundquivstlvr69 May 28, 2022

A big Crank

A 6 inch or bigger penis

Oh got he has a big crank

by Etrain21 September 24, 2021

Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

crank out

To work hard on something

"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"

by liquid death May 17, 2021

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016