Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 29, 2017

Crank Squeeze

To vigorously masturbate.

I was so stressed from work last night that I had to crank squeeze in the bathroom on my break.

by Goi Boi July 27, 2016

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 May 10, 2016

crank out

To work hard on something

"It's been a productive day, managed to crank out a week's worth of TPS reports in one sitting"

by liquid death May 17, 2021