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Polish Cow

A cow dancing to polish music about a drug . Yet people still found it funny and turn it into a meme without knowing that actuly this is
Person 1:Hey, did you herd about a polish cow
Person 2:Yea it's quite a funny meme.
Person 1:But did you know that this song is about drugs
Person 2:No way.
Person 1:Yes way. you can look it up yourself using google translator
Person 2:*Looking it up*
10 minuts later
Person 2:Holly Fuck your right
Person 1:See i told you
by Mario320 March 24, 2021
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cum cow

A man who needs to cum constantly or becomes ornery, like a cow who has not been milked and has swollen udders. He requires daily "milking" to stay normal, or is at risk of going into a frenzied whiteout.
-Why is Neal whimpering and moaning at us?
-He's a cum cow, and hasn't ejaculated in the past 4 hours. He just needs to be milked.
-Too bad he has zero game. This could go on for weeks.
by BDP reproductions August 4, 2018
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have a cow

To completely and utterly flip the fuck out.
Mary really had a cow when she came home from work early caught me sticking it to her twin sister indabutt over the kitchen counter. Typical woman, always overreacting.
(have a cow)
by Nick D October 21, 2005
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Eat Cow!

A nonsensical battle cry of Shiny's Earthworm Jim. To ready one's foe for an attack.`
En Garde = Traditional
Eat Cow = Newer, more obsucre
by El Toro Grande August 4, 2004
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Miserable Cow

A person--usually an overweight woman--who is always complaining about something trivial.
Man, my boss is such a miserable cow. If she won the mega-millions jackpot, she'd whine about having to go to the bank.
by mulligan69 July 28, 2014
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Show cow

fat useless want to be rich boy living off his dads money. usually has a hair cut that makes his head look like a toilet bowl scrubber. who's diet consits of milky ways and dr peppers
Brantley shaw is really a show cow
by Dlovvorn February 5, 2010
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cow pussy

Literal translation of the popular Chinese phrase 牛逼 (pronunciation: Niu Bi). Means "awesome" or "dope."
Dude, that film was so niubi (cow pussy) man.
by whatube February 12, 2018
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