Cousin Itt

A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
Nice to see Dee-Dee is sporting a Cousin Itt again.
by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017
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Double Cousins

A situation occurring only in Kentucky, since this is the only place that this is legal, in which two (first) cousins are joined in marriage, thus creating a situation whereby all other cousins are cousins twice.
Cousin 1: Joe-Bob and Sally-Ann got married and now we're all double cousins.
Cousin 2: Damn...
by sammichhhh January 24, 2007
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A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline
YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third
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That One Gay Cousin

That One Gay Cousin is well, your gay cousin. If you don't have one, chances are, YOU ARE that one gay cousin!
Person 1: Who is your one gay cousin?
Person 2: I don't have a gay- oh shi- I guess I'm the gay cousin...
Person 1: Congrats! I always knew you were that one gay cousin!
by IHateNamingThings.org April 6, 2019
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Cousin Vinnys Pizza

This pie that can be found in Dayton Ohio provides no redeeming qualities other than the ability to cure hangovers. Students at the University of Dayton have fed on this pie in times of great headaches and amidst poor decisions as a survival instinct passed down to them from alcoholic flyers for generations. Although the pizza is butt awful after bonging a case of beast this greasy pie will taste so incredible you wont even notice the horrific breath it gave the girl you were just hooking up with. But the cheesy bread is OK!
I am so fucking hammered dude, lets go home and order some Cousin Vinnys Pizza and pass out
by Slanty1 December 6, 2010
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DeMarcus Cousins III

The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.
DeMarcus Cousins III: Fuck Tyrone!

Literally the entire world: Fuck Tyrone!
by TheHolySampleText January 3, 2022
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When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association
by celphchaos June 30, 2010
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