Cotten headed ninny muggings

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :

OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

by Jemmy Zombie Barton February 18, 2010

cotton pussy

A condition experienced by women attempting to have sex after a long night of drinking and smoking marijuana. The over consumption of alcohol contributes to an overall numbing of the body and the marijuana dries every ounce of saliva from the mouth and natural lubricant from the vagina. This is made worse when the other partner (male or female) also has cotton mouth and there is no saliva between the two. Lubricant is the only solution.

Female: Damn it boy, you are so hot. I want you to fuck the shit outta me

Male: Come here girl!

Female: You feel so good...mmmmm

15 min later

Female: Motha fucker! I have cotton mouth bad and now I'm getting cotton pussy!!

Male: Shit, I got cotton mouth too baby! I'll grab some lube.

by DivaFagMagnet July 11, 2010

cotton mouth

xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.

by The Return of Light Joker October 30, 2008

Cottaging

When a man goes into a toilet to take a shit. He puts a carrier bag on the floor and his friend steps inside it. Then the man taking a shit starts sucking his cock. So, if some looks underneath the door it looks like someone is sat taking a shit with their shopping between their legs.

Guy 1 - fancy going cottaging?
Guy 2 - Let me get my carrier bag
Guy 3 - What are they doing in there? let me take a peak under the door. Ahhh He's taking a shit, must of just got back from the shops.

by Wuthering Heights May 10, 2010

cottonhead

An elderly person. Derogatory. West-coast slang.

That cottonhead is driving down the highway at 20 mph.

by Will January 1, 2005

cottage

A small house near a body of water or in the forest which families go to during summer and holidays. They're usually only afforded by the upper and upper-middle class. It should be noticed that 'cottage' is the Canadian terminology. In the greater United States a cottage is referred to as a 'camp.'

"We're going to our camp this weekend?"

"What!?! You own an entire camp?"

::explains::

"Oh, we call that a cottage, in Canada."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

cotton-headed ninnymuggins

dumb or foolish. ninnymuggins doesn't really have a meaning.

its a funnier way to say silly

sorry i'm late, my car was being such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

by scuba steve December 23, 2004