Someone who fills a large number of condoms with helium or hydrogen, attaches them to a chair, and flies through the air in a way that is both awesome and sleazy.
Excuse me, I need to buy at least 500 extra-large condoms. I'm a condomnaut, and I mean to fly across the English channel, buoyed up by distended contraceptives!
by mmacx June 28, 2010
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Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Rob: "For your cat?"
Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
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noun: object used when a regular condom is insufficient for the circumstance; a plastic baggie and a rubberband in additional to traditional measures to fully protect your shit
Jodge: Dude, check out that Gutter Hag
Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.
Bart: Whoah, shes vomitting! Better use a gutter condom on that slag.
by muffinlady January 30, 2009
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*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
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Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
by By Kanada Scot December 3, 2013
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by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014
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