columbia 

One of the most boring places in Maryland. Nothing is open past 9, everyone is old and rich, or "gangsta" and broke. Despite it's location, which is partway between DC and baltimore, there is still nothing to do. If you want drugs, all you have to do it walk aroung wilde lake for a bit (just don't get stabbed or shot), and If you want food there is a mall (convientally located near wilde lake). There are hardly any skate spots, and if I haven't said this before, IT SUCKS. the only completely badass thing in columbia, is DEFENESTRATION (www.freewebs.com/defenestration15)
Avoid at all costs.

Man, fuck columbia. Who knew something so great like defenestration could come from a shithole like columbia.

columbia by antonio Janifer October 1, 2005

columbian eggroll 

Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.

hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"

columbian eggroll by sharknuts November 2, 2011

the columbian beanpicker 

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

the columbian beanpicker by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

Columbused 

To dominate
To be anally abused

such as Columbus caused the Native Americans to be "Columbused" by what became American society

Wow...you got Columbused HARD!

Columbused by §eth October 12, 2004

Columbian Jungle 

When someone has a ton of marijuana plants growing from all corners of a room giving the impression that you are in a jungle. Seeing as to how marijuana is a main export of the S. American nation of Columbia, this is where the term gets the second part of its name.

my neighbor greg has a columbian jungle in his shed

Columbian Jungle by benihanna July 28, 2008

The Columbian Exchange 

When two gay men engage in anal intercourse, and one comes inside the others anal passage and then procededs to suck the semen back out.

He was a firm supporter of the columbian exchange.

The Columbian Exchange by I am J3sus December 6, 2006

Columbia 

Shorthand word form for Columbia Pictures. A movie studio in existance since 1920 (although the name did not come until 1924).

Coca-Cola once owned Columbia from 1982-1989 and Sony owns Columbia from 1989 to the present.

Columbia by James Westerfield January 3, 2004