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Chode Gold

A substance which is located deep in the heart of a chode. It is smelly and slightly yellow. Its smell has been compared to that of a fat man's anus who just ran a mile. It tastes like tangy pineapple juice, and it is basically chode cum.
My boyfriend gave me some chode gold last night after I sucked him hard. Tasted like pineapple but smelled like poo.
by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009
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Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.
What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!
by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023
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Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008
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chode loaf

A Fatt, meaty, dangley, stuby loaf of penis dangerouse when touched may skeet on the facial feachers and cause steaming pile of pulpy flesh ;
hey hensworth, you have a chode loaf watch out.
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
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Chodeboner

A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider
1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"
by Sickle Hilly Bay October 22, 2008
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chode-tastic

when sumone has a chode that is so wide that it would please a man or woman no matter what.
dude his dick is soooo chode-tastic it ripped my asspussy in half.
by dyaln875 June 8, 2009
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chode lynx

Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.
Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.
by Bannana Hammer August 14, 2011
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