1. A highly skilled person who is employed to do menial, but ostensibly important, tasks in a bureaucratic organization such as a tech support call center.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
2. Someone who works at a task vigorously and with great enthusiasm but accomplishes nothing.
That monkey keeps trying to fuck that coconut but I don't think he realizes there's no hole. Poor fuck chimp...
by sgtmeekly January 17, 2011
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Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.
by daredevil June 29, 2004
Get the chimped mug.A rather weak and ugly looking human who lacks intelligence. Would rather steal everyone else's sayings/quotes than make it's own. Usually has an underbite and is frightened easily.
(1)NORMAL HUMAN: "Shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
CHIMP: "You shut the hell up you dumb chimp."
(2)CHIMP: "Want to kill that guy?"
HUMAN 1:"Not really."*tells human 2 about the chimps threat*
HUMAN 2:"What did you say you dumb chimp?"
CHIMP: "I was just kidding sonny."
by magigs October 8, 2008
Get the chimp mug.during the act of love making (it must be face-to-face and upright) one of the participants performs a reach around and the other takes a dump into their hand, he or she then raises their hand above them and the other reciprocates with a high-five, showering themselves in the faeces
Manuel: "this one time at band camp me and this girl did a chimp clap"
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
Boris: "what's that?"
Manuel: "well...."
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Get the chimp clap mug.a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!
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