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Snap your Carrot

Without warning, to snap into a fit of blind rage quite often brought on by the actions of others.

A general term used to describe the behavior of someone who is easily upset.

Can also be used for someone with head noise who is experiencing an 'episode.'
Don't snap your carrot over something so trivial mate.
by Poocey Bear June 6, 2010
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bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.
OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots
by AustinBenji March 27, 2007
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Bruce Charron

Literally the only person in the state of Virginia who knows how to do any and everything car related. If you make a post on a Virginia Car scene page, he will surely be tagged.
*Get on a Virginia car scene Facebook page*
“Hey, can anyone in the Hampton Roads area work on my car? I need an engine swap, full exhaust delete, paint job, roof delete, vasectomy, quadruple turbos even though I already have two super chargers on my 6.9 liter that’s going in, take the limited slip differential out of my brake rotors and change my bmw blinker fluid even though this is a Miata”
*Everyone tags: Bruce Charron”

“Bro did Julian Lightbody fix your exhaust?
“No, he does know a lot of shit though. I had him roll my finders last night”
“You made that sound gay but okay”
by greenheartseason April 14, 2021
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carrot guts

A person who is so strictly vegetarian/vegan that they refuse to spend time with friends or family.
Person A: Why isn't Jenny coming out with us?
Person B: Apparently we're too "meaty" for her liking. Must be her carrot guts.
by EveRtBest December 8, 2010
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carrot partnership

a ridiculous occurrence between co-workers in which both arrive to their shift dressed in the exact same target v-neck t-shirt. Chances are one might be a ginger.
"hey did you just see that carrot partnership?

yeah, i did"
by peetsissolame June 28, 2011
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Carrot bagging

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.
by Nair88 October 23, 2015
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Carrot Fry

Someone who brings a sack lunch to work even though he's a 37 year old investment banker, not a 12 year old 5th grader.
Person 1: Hey, should we see if John wants to come with us to Olive Garden to eat unlimited, protein-packed breadsticks and plan our super dope trip to Barcelona?
Person 2: Nah, that guy is a total fucking carrot fry.
by Heybeerman May 14, 2018
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