Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017

Last Chance Texaco

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.

If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.

by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

Cancer

Term for White People; Cancer causes the face to become white, and the blood to drain away.

Person on Xbox: "you deserve to get hung from a tree, n****r".
Response from other person: "shut your ignorant, racist ass the fuck up. You ain't nothing but a white Cancer".

by IBTAL November 12, 2019

cancerslug

a rock band from Huntsville, Alabama.
Over the years they have had many lineup changes, the only constant being founder/lead singer Alex Story.

They have been likened to The Misfits, but derive their musical influences from several sources including GG Allin, The Dwarves, Samhain, Elvis, and Morrisey.

The current lineup includes:
Alex
Meat
Mike
Cassie
Russ

Cancerslug is the greatest band in the world

by Stalkersrage October 3, 2007

Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

by Caserdoodle October 2, 2007

cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006