Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010

Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.

Sup chance

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019

Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.

OMG he is such a Chance!

by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 4, 2019

A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell

"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"

by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.

She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011

Changed

A quite cute game from 2018 while you try to escape a lab called "Thunder Science Company" while a annoying Doctor pesters you to become with the latex creatures.

There is also a character named Puro, he is the first non-hostile creature you meet and is very helpful in some situations, just thank him enough or something happens.

The soundtrack for Changed (by shizi) isn't that bad especially for 8-bit music as it reminds me of SNES games like Mario Paint.

When you actually fail to escape a "Latex" it changes your body completely into that Latex and you cannot go back, it's like a species change.

I give this game a 9/10. It is on steam for $6.00 if you want it.

"Ever heard of that "Changed" game? It's very cute and I suggest it as a great puzzle game."

by 2Combatious May 11, 2021

Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!

Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.

by Antichris II February 10, 2007