by take a chance with me March 21, 2024

chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015

Nolan Chance is a alpha male who refuses to be inquired by drugs, sex, or alcohol. Making in appearance in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 4, Season 4. Even being in many collabs with famous icons such as Khaby Lame, Nick Eh 30, Fish Thicc, Ninja, FaZe Jarvis, Maquoddy B. Larkin, and Robert Oppenheimer. Much is unknown about Nolan Chance besides being a charismatic and optimistic guy, and having a tenuous passion with sleeping with small Indian boys.
by God Of Condoms September 2, 2023

when someone is a bad singer
by Reacher67UK November 11, 2022

Female the opposite of chance.
Charming loving caring
Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.
Charming loving caring
Wow the name is for female but also unisex.
Chances for female goddess sex appeal revengeful powerful humble fierce men and women lust over her /him . Stay on there good side they're bad side you don't want to see.
Chances the look in your eyes
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.
Can't Get enough
Chances is hypnotizing
I am graduated fatuated
Omgggg
Is this a dream
Give me a chance.
Can't Get enough
by Egyptian user November 24, 2021

Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011

The act of fucking one girl in the ass, then using your dick to give another girl a shitstain mustache. It’s a rare, once in a lifetime, hot chance.
We ended up having a weird threesome and I Hot Chanced the ugly one, hoping she would fuck off, but it just turned her on even more.
by GenghisKunt July 12, 2020
