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second-chance-pants

any pair of pants or article of clothing that has tricky buttons or fasteners that would cause the wearer to think twice before disrobing, especially important to wear when one knows a night of drinking and ex boy/girlfriends are in the evening plans
Thank God I wore my second-chance-pants last night, I saw Todd at the party. If I didn't have those few extra second to think, it could have been a gi-normous disaster...
by stp-bk December 9, 2008
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A Badger's Chance

Not having any chance AT ALL to comprehend the difference between reality and make believe.
"He thought ANTIFA was behind the capitol riots? How?"
"Yeah. He didn't have a Badger's Chance as soon as Breitbart started releasing their fake news."
by Omendob March 8, 2021
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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
by Bob March 14, 2004
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Ray Chance

Street Magician/illusionist based out of Toronto Ontario. Featured on Much Music, CityTV.
Ray Chance - Mind bending magic tricks and illusions.
by Unknown416 June 18, 2011
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Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.
Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012
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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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