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A snowball's chance in hell

what you say when something is not likely to happen, nearly impossible. the chance of a snowball surviving in hell
"Joe has a snowball's chance in hell at getting a girlfriend, he's too fat"
by dboyfromdahood May 10, 2012
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Chaunce

To be extremly greedy, lack of funds .. the definition is like bigfoot you just have to see it to believe it.
you get a ride fishing with your friend and he charges you for new tires because you rode in his truck.. thats chaunce..

THEN HE SAYS YOU RODE IN HIS TRUCK 7 DAYS THIS MONTH SO YOU HAVE TO PAY 1/3 OF HIS TRUCK INSURANCE .. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!

you use your friends lighter and he charges you .20 cents for butane .. thats chaunce...

you bring your friend on a vacation and bring your own beer and booze and his brother drinks all your beer so you drink a few of his and when the trip is over he charges you for 4 heinekens and when you tell him you dont have cash on you and you will pay him later,so he ends your 13 year friendship.. THATS CHAUNCE!!!!
by Friend Nomore March 17, 2010
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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

When you are having anal sex with your partner and they begin to poop diarrhea during sex, and instead of stopping you continue to push through the waves of poop.
She just kept shitting all over him but he kept going. Guess you can say they were doing a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.
by Prof. Marik August 23, 2011
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chauncey

someone that smiles all the time or looks or sounds gay
Johnny is a chauncey
by julis May 19, 2006
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Chaunce

1. verb: to chaunce, or the act of chauncing around involves a friend or seemingly non-brooks type making a self-call without realizing it.

2. noun: a chaunce is someone who by their simple act of habitual chauncing around has afforded them the name chaunce. Archaic version of chaunce: "king of the castle"
"Have you seen ben today?"

"Oh you mean chaunce? Yeah he was chauncing around Collis with his strawberry banana smoothie for a solid hour earlier today."
by youknowwho... May 27, 2009
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Chancey

The name of every old man who exists. FACT!
Crimson: Hey Brad what's you're grandpa called?
Brad: Chancey, why did you ask?
Crimson: CHANCEY? Mine's called that as well.
Passer by: Did you guys just say your grandpa's are called Chancey? Becuase mine is too!
Passer by 2: Hey mine too!
Passey by 3: Yeah me three, mine grandpa is called Chancey!
Brad: Woah that's crazy, maybe ever old man is called Chancey?
Professor Logan: Hello boys and girls, yes every old man is called Chancey, I'm seventy four and guess what? My name's Vince.
by Antichris II February 10, 2007
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sweet chauncey

When a girl makes her guy eat high amount of sugar for a week so that his "spirit" gets sweet.
Girl, I'm gonna give you a sweet chauncey
by j. strong April 15, 2004
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