Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

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Buttercream drive

When you jizz on a girl back & drag it down to her ass with your cock.
Car noises optional

Had fun with this girl the other night. I gave her a buttercream drive

by Also your mum September 15, 2017

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Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

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Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

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butter and egg man

A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.

by Koshell October 4, 2018

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Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

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