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buttery alarm

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.
buttery alarm by Buters876 February 23, 2015

buttery mando 

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.
oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah
buttery mando by the smelly jew August 31, 2010

buttery biscuit base 

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.
I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

buttery lindgren 

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.
Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

Buttery Washburn 

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.
Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

Buttery Jumper 

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.
"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"
Buttery Jumper by Jim Ratcliffe November 17, 2007