1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.

As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"

crunchy bung by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014

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Flung Bung

What you lunge to smack that ass.

Yo dad gimme a minute i gotta go Flung [Bung} that ass over there.

Flung Bung by BungFoosius August 14, 2016

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Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

Buckeye Bung Surgery by HFP06 November 26, 2016

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Gang Bung

An all male sexual orgy focussed on poki g each other's chocolate starfish (anus).

The football team were involved in a gang bung. They are a bunch of fags

Gang Bung by BeavisBungholio December 6, 2018