baked shoes

It’s when you put your pair of shoes in the microwave on high setting to make them warm and comfortable; for when you are putting your feet in them.

Guy 1: Bro, yesterday my G, I made some baked shoes man, they were so good bro.
Guy 2: The honest fuck bro?

by iGrim April 20, 2021

Buketch

1. Phrase: Word-for-word translation is "You're welcome" from mandarin's "Bu ke qi”, or “不客气” Buketch is slang for when you don't want to say the full thing

2. Noun: Something hella good, pleasing, or round. Also can be replacement for the words "God" and "Deadass"

1. "Thanks man, 谢谢 ” “Yeah no prob, Buketch."

2. "Eyo man you see that girl?"

"Hellll yeah, she hella buketch"

2.a "Stop Joking, is that Buketch?"
"On Buketch it's for real."

by zonkywonky September 7, 2021

baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 2, 2021

baked creampie

Baked Creampie after a male finishes into another person. said person takes a massive bong rip.

"yeah we baked Creampied earlier"

by Bugs_11037 January 19, 2022

b0ked

scary known sim swappa

notorious for sim swapping Jason McFarland's grandma

haha you got b0ked bruh

by simswappa February 26, 2022

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007