broomstick

The feeling that someone is forcibly inserting a broomstick or other object of girth into your anus. The pain can usually be described as sharp, acute, and generally passes after five to twenty seconds. This feeling is experienced among men and women alike.

During my drive to Virginia, I gasped loudly when I felt the broomstick ravaging my rectum.

by hbgpa July 6, 2008

broom

slang term for vagina

You`re never touching my broom again!

by Juan Pablo SANCHEZ th December 8, 2010

broom

A shortened form of "bathroom" that is usually used when instant messaging.

Brb, I have to go to the broom.

by Sakhu January 2, 2009

brocolli

The stuff your parents force you to eat.

Mother: Have some brocolli, dear.
Kid: Eeeew, no thanks.
Mother: It's good for you!
Kid: ..it tastes like trees.

by glossedhorror August 31, 2006

Broom

A gay man who has yet to tell anyone that he is gay.

"Collin still hasn't come out of the closet? He is such a broom."

by cat poop June 13, 2009

Broomstick

Another word for b*tch

wow leafy is such a broomstick

by Dezzahezzahand October 21, 2020

broompa-loompa

an oompa-loompa with altered mental status who runs around with a greyhound in one hand and a 3-foot-long iron nail in the other brroooOOOOMMPing people with them.

broompa-loompa doopity doo… i have a greyhound to shove up your ass…

by randomoldman November 22, 2003