ass banditry

An act incorporating varying degrees of buggery.

After school on thurdsays Jeff enjoyed nipping round to his mates house for a bit of ass banditry

by mister fish February 23, 2004

jesus bandit

A person who takes jesus statues from churches and sells them for money to other churches.

Mike always leaves he's house because he's a jesus bandit

by Mr.Clean April 1, 2008

Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Sam Halliwell is a cock sucking ass bandit

by Mystery March 21, 2004

Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women

1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.

by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008

baditude

A foul, angry, or rude mood; negative personality; a term to describe a person who makes others miserable or is a drag to be around. Used most especially to describe a person who is routinely one of the above.

"Man, that Sharon has one baditude. Does she ever smile?"
Or, "Is he having a bad day, or has he got a baditude?"

by Ankle Rub May 31, 2009

One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

Swag Bandit

Someone who steals everyone else's swag.

Seth: Dude, wanna go blaze?
Max: Chup
Seth: That's my word you swag bandit!

by Scote69 March 17, 2011