blingalade

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.

Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.

by Parad0x November 9, 2003

bling satchel

A cute/trendy bag or purse. Usually used in conversation from one girl to another.

OMG, Holl, love the new bling satchel!

Hold on, gotta grab the bling satchel!

by LauraCMU February 4, 2008

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

Blind Kung Fu Master

A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.

Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!

Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.

by Squuuuuuuishy April 5, 2009

Blindfold Bumpers

Blindfold Bumpers is a game where you go out to a field with a bunch of friends, put on a blindfold, spin around and yell 'GO.' Whoever crashes with another person first wins.

Want to play Blindfold Bumpers when we go to the park?

by Dybdahller February 22, 2010

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

Blindtard

A insult for a person that is both mentally handicapped and blind.

"Look at that blindtard over there"

by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012