befronted

To confront or annoy.

"That doesn't befront me just so I get my rent money next Tuesday," George Thorogood and the Destroyers.

by Chris Mester May 21, 2004

in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

beff

To stimulate the clitoris with the tongue (from the genuine Dutch word 'beffen').

I beffed her so good, she squealed like a fire engine.

by Befborstel King January 18, 2004

bros before hoes

the law stating that always keep your buds before the significant other.

gotta keep the priorities straight, yo.

ho: let's go bowling.
dude: i be goin' out skeet shootin' wit' mah broes tonight. you know how it is.
ho: tru dat!

by Kaldingo Balzingo January 7, 2004

i before e

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

by _m374 May 18, 2006

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007

Beffer

A derogatory word, used to replace any insulting word.

You beffer; Son of a beff, Beff off.

by Chris (Beacher) August 16, 2003