Definitions by _m374

i before e 

... except after c

A persistent little lie.

"it's wierd how i before e except after c is always true LOL"

i before e by _m374 May 18, 2006

themself

A mythical pronoun occasionally sighted awkwardly straddling the thorny bush dividing plural from singular.

See myselves, mangluage.

"anybody who actually says this should kill themself."

themself by _m374 May 18, 2006

myselves

Far less popular sibling of themself, owing to its obnoxiously self-regarding ostentatiousness.

"i hurt myselves today."

myselves by _m374 May 18, 2006

mangluage 

Any mode or component of communication involving an effortless mutilation or casual assrape of language.

Portmanteau of "mangle" and "language".

"i cant belive im loosing agian, your awsome LOL!!!"
"her mangluage actually made my fucking ears bleed."

mangluage by _m374 May 18, 2006